You are right, lets go to the beach.”
They went to the empty beach and start to make love. All of a sudden, a policeman run into them.
“Put your cloths on immediately, shame on you, you can’t do that in public.”
“You are right”, said the husband, “but it was a moment of weakness. We didn’t see each other for a week. By the way, I am a policeman too and it would be very embarrassing if you fine me.”
“Don’t worry, you are a colleague and it is your first time. But this is the third time I caught this bitch making love on this beach in the last week and she will have to pay for it.”
Just after the maid had been fired, she took five bucks from her purse and threw it to Fido, the family dog.
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When asked why by her former employer, she answered, “I never forget a friend. This was for helping me clean the dishes all the time!”
